deep thoughts

is there any brush left at a certain ranch in texas?


the red hot chili peppers are the robin williams of "alternative"

Zimmer's Hole

the third strangest sight was when Satan sprayed vodka out of his giant fake pee-pee (he considerately handed out cups to the thirsty crowd first).

the top two are too silly to put into words.

a note to Americans

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is not a dictator. He has about as much power as Nancy Pelosi.


That is all.

I am in favour of reduced packaging, but...

New Sunlight 3x concentrate!!1! zomg!

Well, I have developed a laundry soap so concentrated...

that it hase precipitated! And must be sold... as a powder!

on making an efficient sandwich

Some points to consider:

-if a plastic food storage container is used rather than a bowl, dish washing is prevented and leftover preservation is simplified

-it is most efficient to us a fork to put two dollops of mayonaise into the container first; this same fork may then be used to extract the tuna from the can

-seasonings are of course a personal choice, but I favour a teaspoon of dill and some fresh-ground pepper

-two small dill cucumbers provide both tang and texture

-Orowheat potato or sesame white breads (toasted) are quite nice, as they are large and sliced thin

-I need to read less Hodgman and Eggers (or at least not both consercutively)

where else?

Where else but America, could the ruling party blow the cover of a secret agent working on preventing Iran's nuclear proliferation, turn down negotiations with Iran over the same nuclear proliferation, release a detailed intelligence report showing that Iran has indeed reduced its nuclear proliferation capability, and STILL seriously discuss invading as soon as possible?

Nowhere, obviously. Lots of comparisons to banana republics are possible here, but banana republics generally don't consider pre-emptive war as an option.

And, Mark Steyn is an idiot.