zomg bill the galactic hero did it first

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/07/28/warp-speed-engine.html

deservant of a blog post

the whole idea behind the oreo cookie-straws is flawed, is it not? you need to drink the milk to wash down the cookie-straw, but you need the straw to drink the milk! and if you munch away a bit at a time, your straw disappears and you can't drink your milk! aaargh!!!